Golfing in the buttercups
Two men, Hal and George, went out for a round of golf, and neither one of them were having a very good game. Hal's latest shot went way off course and landed in a bed of buttercup. Swing as he may he...
View ArticleYou might be . . .
Darken RaulPile of Bones Posted - 09/11/2003 : 2:02:37 PM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You might be an Eqer...If your idea of camping includes no...
View ArticleFlash Movies /ROFLMAO
Ya all gotta see these!! TOO FUNNY!Has anybody seen my Corpse?CCH=What again??~Be Safe~Tiger's Stuff
View ArticleLittle BIlly RATED R, contains foul language
Little Billy on SocialismLittle BILLY was sitting on a park bench munchingon one candy bar after another.After the 6th one, a man on the bench across fromhim said, "Son, you know eating all that...
View Articlesounds like dark?
Quote:well i was tinkin in me lil gnomish head and it would be uber cool to tinker this with some random sprockets and metal and some stuff from PoI to make A.... GIANT TINKERED GNOME THAT WOULD KILL...
View ArticleMisc
found this on another board, Dark Summit, was TOO funny!!Quote:1. Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at them and says, "I'm sorry, gentlemen, only...
View ArticleHow to cook a turkey
> >Baked Stuffed Turkey > >> > <<...OLE_Obj...>>> >> >Whether you cook or not, check this out! > >When I found this recipe, I thought it was perfect for...
View ArticleIf Santa answered his mail honestly
Got this in an email at work today. I found it funny if you dont. Please dont hate me =)a little holiday spirit.......no, they aren't, and a few are kind of cruel,but very funny\> If Santa answered...
View ArticleEQ United Nations -- Humour
Shamelessly borrowed -- Written by Anidazen....The UN (United Norrathians)WARNING! This article contains NO INFORMATIVE VALUE whatsoever, is satirical in nature, and could be offensive. Unfortunately,...
View ArticleAnger Management
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know.I was sitting at my desk when I...
View ArticleReal Life EQ Encounter
--By Galodar Grimwolf (Vazaelle)So the other day I woke up on the totally WRONG side of the bed. I had a headache, was tired, and well I hate my job, so I knew it wasn't gonna go well. But being the...
View ArticleBored during patch? Favorite last lines?
What's your most memorable or favorite line to see flash by in chat....right before "Loading....please wait"?Some to get us started --"So what if it has a name; cons green to me.""What's aggro?""Don't...
View ArticleFrodo and Sam Meet Everquest
~~~"Frodo Meets EverQuest"~~~Frodo looked out across the barren landscape, the Ring heavy in his pocket. "Oh, Sam, I'm so tired. We have travelled so far, and endured so much to come to this horrid...
View ArticleA Bard Walks Into a Tavern...
A bard walks into a tavern at the Freeport Docks, sits down, and orders a beer. As he is sipping the beer, he hears a soothing voice say, "Nice lute!" Looking around he notices that the place is empty...
View ArticleAnd you thought God didn't care...
In the beginning...God covered the earth with broccoli, cauliflower, spinach, with green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinda, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.Then using God's...
View ArticleThey're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!
What some people won't do when they're bored Hobbits
View ArticleNew AA abilities? (joke)
All Classes Old Faithful --------------Only works in the Guild Hall. Upon zoning in, if you become trapped in an AFK toon, activating this ability causes a geyser to erupt beneath the offending party...
View ArticleRP humor on WoW
www.discordguild.org/This is by far one of the funniest things I have ever seen.Thought you all would like to see.be warned a little sexual content involved...ok not a little alot =)) but all...
View ArticleJust sometihng I thought was funny...
Gah, can't really read text...Azayn tells the group, "lol...lox you dont seem too intimidating... pink armor and a cute bear for a pet...=PWould have made more sense in context...
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